The Plainly Stated

Shipping

Everything here is made when you order it, then posted to you. Nothing sits on a shelf waiting.

Where we ship

US addresses only, for now. Checkout only accepts a US address, so you cannot get halfway and find out.

What it costs

A flat rate for your items, worked out when you press the button and shown at checkout before you pay. It is what the carrier charges us, passed on as is.

How long it takes

Making it usually takes 2 to 5 business days. Posters are printed and shipped by a separate maker, so an order of a poster and a shirt may arrive in two boxes. Transit time is shown at checkout as an estimate in business days.

When it ships, we email the tracking number to the address you gave at checkout.

If it goes astray

Lost, stuck or arrived damaged: write to us with your order reference and we will sort it out with the carrier, or send another.

Updated 22 October 2026.